Quotes

Principal Wood: Tell us about the seal.
Andrew: But it tickles and I'm all tense. Can't I have a cool, refreshing Zima?
Buffy: No Zima!
Spike: Shut your face about the Zima, just talk.

Andrew: Oh, there's also these guys. (indicates a picture he's drawn of the Bringers) They work for the First. We don't know much about them except that they're very ugly and they're very mobile for blind people.

Anya: And here's where we jump on the merry-go-round of rotating knives. I blame you and you blame me and we both end up all cut to shreds.

Buffy: What were you trying to do, scratch his back from the front? You murdered him!

The Trio: We are as gods! We are as gods!

Buffy: When your blood pours out, it might save the world. What do you think about that? Does it buy it all back? Are you redeemed?
Andrew: (crying) No.
Buffy: Why not? Andrew: Because I killed him. Because I listened to Warren, and I pretended I thought it was him, but I knew - I knew it wasn't. And I killed Jonathan. And now you're gonna kill me. And I'm scared, and I'm going to die. And this - this is what Jonathan felt.

Warren: What'll it do to Buffy?
Andrew: Make her super magnetic!
Jonathan: Wow, she won't be able to get out of her car.
Warren: And knives and other sharp things will fly at her.
Andrew: We could walk right by her, and she wouldn't be able to stop us.
Warren: Unless we were wearing metal belt buckles, then we would stick to her.
Andrew: In my plan, we are beltless.
Jonathan: Wow, you're the best, Andrew.
Warren: Yep, and good-looking and smart too.

Willow: You know what they say. If at first you don't succeed...
Jonathan: Holy cats, here it comes again!
Andrew: I deflect thy.
Willow: Damn. That is one effective counterspell.
Andrew: Thank you, little one, thank you.

Buffy: Careful. You're starting to talk like me.
Principal Wood: I can think of worse people to emulate.

Buffy: Guess what Andy, you just won yourself a vacation to the beautiful downtown hellmouth Spike: So he can do what? Yell at it in it's own language?

Anya: For God's sake Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?
Andrew: Entertaining and educating.
Anya: Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?

Buffy: Everybody hates the cheerleaders.

Buffy: Running to catch the bus naked - that's a dream. Army of vicious vampire creatures - that's a vision... also, I was awake.
Robin: A bus to where?

Andrew: A Slayer in action.
Buffy: A nerd in pain! Would they like that? 'cause we could do that.

Amanda: If we dont save the world, then nothing matters.
Kennedy: Catchy Amanda, lets make that our slogan.

Andrew: Come with me now, if you will, gentle viewers. Join me on a new voyage of the mind...a little tale, I like to call, Buffy, Slayer of the Vampires.

Xander: (To Anya) It's a shame Buffy took Spike's chain down.

Robin Wood: (about a pig that has just run by) God, I hope that's not a student.

Wood: Evil is as evil does.

Andrew: Oh, hello there gentle viewers! You caught me catching up on an old favorite. It's wonderful to get lost in a story, isn't it? Adventure and heroics and discovery, don't they just take you away?